Give Yourself a point for every question you answer yes to...
1) Have you ever been knowingly watched having sex and didn't stop?
2) Do you swallow cum?
3) Have you ever eaten ass?
4) Have you ever had a threesome?
5) Do you masturbate?
6) Do you watch porn?
7) Do you have anal sex?
8) Do you use sex toys?
9) Have you ever went to a Swinger's club?
10) Have you ever tasted your own cum?
11) Has cum ever been in your hair?
12) Have you sucked toes before?
13) Have you ever had an orgy?
14) Do you have sex with both sexes?
15) Do you record yourself doing sexual acts?
16) Do you have cyber sex?
17) Do you send naked pics to other people?
18) Have you ever had sex in a public place?
19) Have you ever eaten pussy or sucked dick from the back?
20) Have you ever been asked to be pissed or shitted on?
"Are You a Freak?" Scoring: Male and Female Freak Categories
1-5 points "Fake Freak" "Rihanna (Girl)
Chris Brown (Man)
6-10 points "Lil Freak" Adina Howard (Girl) Trey Songz (Man)
11-15 points "Nann Freak" Trina (Girl) Plies (Man)
16-20 points "Freak-a-lic" Lil Kim(Girl) R. Kelly (Man)
Did you ever have to pay his cell phone bill? Yes (1) No (0)
Did you buy his cell phone? Yes (1) No (0)
Is his cell phone in your name? Yes (1) No (0)
Do you buy most of his clothes? Yes (1) No (0)
Does he have a bank account? Yes (0) No (1)
Does he have a legit job? Yes (0) No (1)
Can he vote in the upcoming election? Yes (0) No (1)
Has he been to the dentist AND doctor in the last 6 months? Yes (0) No (1)
Does he ask you for money? Yes (1) No (0)
Does he financially take care of ALL of his kids? Yes (0) No (1) N/A (0)
Do you two go on dates? Yes (0) No (1)
Who “usually” pays when you go on dates together? You (1) Him (0)
Does he live on his “own?” (even with roommates is OK) Yes (0) No (1)
Do you pay for his weed? Yes (1) No (0) Doesn't Smoke (0)
Does he claim a gang? Yes (1) No (0)
Is his dick excellent? Yes (1) No (0)
Does he drive other people's car bc he doesn't have his own? Yes (1) No (0)
Is he lazy? Yes (1) No (0)
Does he use punctuation in his texts? Yes (0) No (1)
Does he have at least ONE suit and pair of black shoes? Yes (0) No (1)
Does he think he's a rapper? Yes (1) No (0)
Is he controlling? Yes (1) No (0)
If you needed $100 could you get it from him? Yes (0) No (1)
Does he sleep on anything below than a Queen size MATTRESS ? Yes (1) No (0)
Does he blame everything on everyone else? Yes (1) No (0)
Is he a mama's boy? Yes (1) No (0)
Have ya'll ever used a condom before? Yes (0) No (1)
Has he checked his credit in the last year? Yes (0) No (1)
Does he have a “valid” driver's license? Yes (0) No (1)
Has he ever hit you? Yes (1) No (0)
Scoring
(1-6 points ) He is rough round the edges but a good woman can show him the light and be a good influence on him. No one is perfect but willingness to change for the better will be a good sign that he's worth trying to make it work with.
(7-12 points) He may not be the greatest but he's still far from the WORST. Have a heart to heart with him and point out the areas that need to be addressed. This is not your opportunity to be controlling, bossy or insulting. Have a conversation and see if he acknowledges his short comings. Help where you can in moderation and for good reason but don't become his crutch. If too much time passes by an no progression has been shown, then you probably need to find someone who cares a little more about themselves.
(13-18 points) This man is about 50% BUM. He's a high risk investment. More loss than gain. His mentality is tarnished and corrupted and trying to change him could be a little too late. Do you want the hassle of this huge project?
(19-24 points) You must really want a man don't you? This is shameful to even entertain someone who isn't even an adult. You're desperate.
(25-30 points) At this level, it's not even about him being a loser, I am judging YOU! YOU are a loser too. Doesn't matter what you have or look like, you've subjected yourself to trash, so now you are as well.